Guilt-free waffle fries, more counterspace and other things I want for Christmas

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December 23, 2011 by Ashlee Clark Thompson

 

In no particular order, here is a sampling of what I would like this year for Christmas:

  • For Chick-fil-a to adopt more progressive social views so I won’t have a moral dilemma every time I want some waffle fries.
  • Delivery service from Annie Café. Yes, I live within spitting distance, but sometimes laziness sets in when I get a hankering for ginger chicken.
  • Time to reorganize all the recipes I’ve torn out from magazines.
  • MORE COUNTERSPACE.
  • Nutella in bigger, redesigned jars optimal for dipping pretzels and animal crackers. I’m sick of getting hazelnut spread on my wrists when I near the end of the jar.
  • And speaking of pretzels, a steady supply of chocolate-covered pretzels at my desk would be great. The salty/sweet combo is magical.
  • To receive the same (alleged) multi-million-dollar deal from Weight Watchers that Jessica Simpson will (allegedly) receive after she has a baby. I’m already down with PointsPlus, Weight Watchers. I’ll take the cash.
  • For people to truly like the homemade baked goodies I’m doling out for the holidays.
  • A new lunch bag. Something like this will do.
  • More respect for the tiny carts at Kroger. Quit leaving them out to freeze, Angry Teenage Cart-Gatherer.
  • More coupons for real food — the kind that doesn’t come in cardboard boxes.
  • Cherry Coke Zero at every fountain.
  • The realization of the great app that will be Menu and Hours.
  • More butter for Norway. Those people have suffered enough.
  • To not gain winter weight from all the cookies, doughnuts, cakes and lunch specials I’ve been exposed to in my new office.
  • World peace.
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3 thoughts on “Guilt-free waffle fries, more counterspace and other things I want for Christmas

  1. This is the best holiday wishlist ever! I’m so with you on Chik-Fil-A (I can’t go there in good conscious so I just have very old memories of their waffle fries), better Nutella jars, people to enjoy my baked goods, butter for Norway, Coke Zero everywhere and yes more butter for Norway.

  2. Erin Keane says:

    I too am always searching for the perfect lunch bag. Moar tiny carts please.

  3. […] all know my mixed feelings toward Chick-fil-A, home of the delicious waffle fries, and the company’s support of anti-gay […]

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